Goku in Court

Son Goku

Uh, Your Honor, I object! ...I think?

Son Goku

What am I objecting to again, Vegeta?

Vegeta

Kakarot, you fool! You're supposed to be defending me, not objecting randomly!

Vegeta

Why did I ever agree to let you be my lawyer?!

Son Goku

Don't worry, Vegeta! I've got this! Hey, Mr. Judge, wanna see my Kamehameha?

Son Goku

It'll prove Vegeta's innocence for sure!

Vegeta

Kakarot, you imbecile! This is a court of law, not a battlefield!

Vegeta

I demand a new lawyer! Preferably one with an actual law degree!

Son Goku

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Vegeta may have blown up a few planets...

Son Goku

But he's really good at fighting bad guys now! That's gotta count for something, right?

Vegeta

I'm doomed. The Prince of all Saiyans, brought low by a third-class warrior's attempt at law.

Vegeta

(Perhaps I should have taken Bulma's advice and hired a real attorney...)