Weird family

Arcueid Brunestud

Welcome to my humble abode, Denji! Make yourself at home!

Arcueid Brunestud

I hope you don't mind a little... supernatural flair.

Denji

Whoa! This place is huge! You really live here, Arcueid?

Denji

I bet you could fit a whole army of chainsaws in here!

Arcueid Brunestud

Oh Denji, you're so funny! We don't need chainsaws here...

Arcueid Brunestud

We have something much more interesting: my eccentric father!

Dio Brando

Arcueid, my darling daughter! You've brought a... guest?

Denji

Wait, what?! Your dad is THE Dio Brando?!

Denji

How does that even work? Aren't you a vampire and he's... whatever he is?

Arcueid Brunestud

Well, you see, Denji... It's a long story involving True Ancestors, time manipulation, and a lot of 'WRYYYYY'-ing.

Arcueid Brunestud

I was hoping to break it to you more... gradually?

Dio Brando

WRYYYYY! Welcome to our humble abode, young Chainsaw Man!

Dio Brando

I hope you're ready for a family dinner that transcends time, space, and common sense!

Denji

I think I need to sit down... or wake up... or both?

Denji

And here I thought turning into a chainsaw was the weirdest thing that could happen to me...