Lancer ga shinda (and Diavolo too)
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Cu Chulainn
Hey Diavolo, check it out! These 'glizzys' smell amazing!
Diavolo
Hmph. I suppose we could indulge. But remember, no one must know we were here.
Diavolo
Two glizzys, vendor. And make it quick.
Cu Chulainn
Now this is what I call a modern feast! Bottoms up, Diavolo!
Cu Chulainn
Wait a second... 'Hot dog'? Don't tell me this is made from-
Cu Chulainn
(By the gods, what have I almost done?!)
Diavolo
What's the problem? It's just processed meat.
Diavolo
Don't tell me the great Cu Chulainn is afraid of a little sausage.
Cu Chulainn
I can't do it! I won't betray man's best friend like this!
Diavolo
You're being ridiculous. It's not even real-
Diavolo
Wait, what's that sound? Is that a-
Cu Chulainn
Truck! By the Dagda, we're done for!
Cu Chulainn
(Not the glorious death I imagined, but at least I didn't eat dog!)