Lancer ga shinda (and Diavolo too)

Cu Chulainn

Hey Diavolo, check it out! These 'glizzys' smell amazing!

Diavolo

Hmph. I suppose we could indulge. But remember, no one must know we were here.

Diavolo

Two glizzys, vendor. And make it quick.

Cu Chulainn

Now this is what I call a modern feast! Bottoms up, Diavolo!

Cu Chulainn

Wait a second... 'Hot dog'? Don't tell me this is made from-

Cu Chulainn

(By the gods, what have I almost done?!)

Diavolo

What's the problem? It's just processed meat.

Diavolo

Don't tell me the great Cu Chulainn is afraid of a little sausage.

Cu Chulainn

I can't do it! I won't betray man's best friend like this!

Diavolo

You're being ridiculous. It's not even real-

Diavolo

Wait, what's that sound? Is that a-

Cu Chulainn

Truck! By the Dagda, we're done for!

Cu Chulainn

(Not the glorious death I imagined, but at least I didn't eat dog!)