squad 404

UMP9

I can't believe I forgot my lucky charm back there... It's really important to me.

UMP9

Um, sis? Do you think we could go back and get it?

UMP45

Are you kidding me? That area is crawling with hostiles now. We can't risk it for some trinket.

UMP45

How could you be so careless? I thought I taught you better than this.

HK416

UMP45, that's enough. We all make mistakes, and that charm means a lot to UMP9.

HK416

I'll go back with her. We'll be quick and efficient.

UMP45

Oh, so you're the team leader now? Last I checked, I call the shots here.

UMP45

By all means, go play hero. Don't come crying when you're surrounded by enemies!

UMP9

Please, stop fighting! I don't want anyone to get hurt because of me!

UMP9

Can't we just work together as a family?

HK416

Family? Ha! Some leader you are, belittling your own squad member.

HK416

I'll show you how a real professional handles this.

G11

Zzz... No more... combat simulations... Zzz...

UMP45

Fine! Go get yourselves killed over a stupid charm. I'll be here planning our next ACTUALLY important mission.

UMP45

At least Sleepo Beepo has the right idea. Ignorance is bliss, eh?