Pippa's trial

Artoria Pendragon

The court is now in session. We are here to address the charges against Pipkin Pippa.

Artoria Pendragon

The charges include arson, assault on law enforcement, and... several other crimes.

Pipkin Pippa

Your Honor, I plead awesome with a side of based.

Pipkin Pippa

Those cops had it coming. They were clearly lizard people in disguise!

Mori Calliope

GUH... Pippa, please take this seriously. We're in a courtroom!

Mori Calliope

I knew I should've brought wine for this...

Artoria Pendragon

Miss Pippa, 'awesome' is not a legal plea. And lizard people? Really?

Pipkin Pippa

It's all a conspiracy, Your Honor! The Illuminati, the flat earth, birds aren't real!

Pipkin Pippa

I was just trying to expose the truth! With fire! And maybe a little gunpowder...

Mori Calliope

Your Honor, I apologize for my... overzealous daughter. She's just very passionate about her beliefs.

Mori Calliope

Perhaps we could consider community service? Like, cleaning up the mess she made?

Artoria Pendragon

Hmm... Given the unusual nature of this case and the defendant's... unique perspective...

Artoria Pendragon

I sentence Pipkin Pippa to 1000 hours of community service and mandatory conspiracy theory debunking classes.

Pipkin Pippa

Woohoo! I knew the system was rigged in my favor!

Pipkin Pippa

Mom, let's celebrate with some good ol' country arson!