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Scaramouche
This mortal establishment... Is this truly where the Dendro Archon wishes to dine?
Scaramouche
I fail to see how this 'Big Mac' could possibly satisfy a god.
Nahida
Oh, look at all these options! The wisdom of mortals never ceases to amaze me.
Nahida
Scaramouche, have you ever tried these 'fries' everyone speaks of?
Scaramouche
Two... Big Macs and two large fries, please.
Scaramouche
(How far I've fallen, from Fatui Harbinger to fast food courier...)
Nahida
What a feast! Thank you, Scaramouche. Shall we dig in?
Scaramouche
This is what mortals consider food fit for the divine?
Scaramouche
(Perhaps I should have stayed a villain...)
Nahida
Oh my! The flavors... they're dancing on my tongue!
Nahida
Quick, Scaramouche! You must try these golden delights!
Scaramouche
I suppose... these aren't entirely unpleasant.
Scaramouche
(Why do I suddenly crave more of these infernal potato sticks?)
Nahida
See? Sometimes the simplest things can bring unexpected joy.
Nahida
Even to former Fatui Harbingers with a flair for the dramatic!