Two Kazumas

Kazuma

I couldn't help but notice we share the same name. Kazuma, is it?

Satou Kazuma

Eh? Another Kazuma? What are the odds?

Satou Kazuma

Wait, you're not some demon lord in disguise, are you?

Kazuma

I assure you, I'm no demon lord. I serve the god of war, Bishamon.

Kazuma

And you? You don't seem to be from around here.

Satou Kazuma

Ha! I'm Satou Kazuma, hero extraordinaire! ...Well, sort of. I got dragged into this fantasy world by a useless goddess.

Kazuma

A hero from another world? Interesting. And this goddess of yours, is she... competent?

Satou Kazuma

Competent? Aqua? She's about as useful as a chocolate teapot in summer.

Satou Kazuma

What about your god? Any better?

Kazuma

Lady Bishamon is a formidable warrior and a just leader. I'd follow her to the ends of the earth.

Satou Kazuma

Man, you got the better deal. Wanna trade? I'll throw in an explosion-obsessed mage and a masochistic crusader for free.

Satou Kazuma

Please?