kazuma meets rem and ram

Satou Kazuma

Ladies, your favorite adventurer has arrived! Who's ready for some Kazuma-style excitement?

Ram

Oh joy. Another useless man to clean up after. As if Barusu wasn't enough.

Ram

Tell me, do you specialize in creating messes or just existing as one?

Rem

Sister, shouldn't we at least give him a chance? He might surprise us.

Rem

(Though he does remind me a bit of Subaru-kun...)

Satou Kazuma

Surprise you? Hah! I'll have you know I'm a master of many skills! Stealing, running away, winning rock-paper-scissors...

Ram

Impressive. Truly, we're in the presence of greatness. Rem, fetch the trash bag. We have a NEET to dispose of.

Rem

But sister, what if he's actually...useful?

Rem

(Why do I feel a strange sense of déjà vu?)

Satou Kazuma

Now, now, ladies... Let's not be hasty! I'm sure we can work something out!

Satou Kazuma

(Note to self: Maid cafes are way less scary than actual maids!)

Ram

Indeed we can. It's called 'taking out the trash'. Rem, on my signal...

Ram

Any last words, Oh Great Adventurer?