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Ram

Oh? The pink-haired ninja thinks she has a chance with Lyra? How quaint.

Haruno Sakura

Listen here, you snarky maid! Lyra and I have a deep bond forged through ninja missions!

Ram

Missions? How pedestrian. I serve Lyra tea every day with a side of witty banter.

Ram

Your 'bond' is as flimsy as your punch-first-think-later strategy.

Haruno Sakura

Oh yeah? Well, at least I can heal Lyra's wounds! What can you do, dust them away?

Ram

I can blow away any threat with my wind magic. Your healing won't be necessary.

Ram

Besides, Lyra prefers my cutting wit to your cutting tools.

Haruno Sakura

That's it! I'll show you the power of my feelings!

Haruno Sakura

(Shannaro! I'll prove my love for Lyra with this punch!)

Ram

My, my. Such violence. Lyra would never approve of such uncouth behavior.

Ram

Now I'll have to clean up this mess. How tiresome.

Haruno Sakura

Um... maybe we should just ask Lyra who they prefer?

Haruno Sakura

(Great... now I look like the uncool one. Stupid Ram and her clever comebacks!)