Date

Satoru Gojo

Alright, class! I've got some exciting news that'll blow your minds!

Satoru Gojo

Drum roll, please... I'm dating the enigmatic Makima!

Makima

It's true. Satoru and I have decided to make our relationship public.

Makima

I hope this won't affect our professional relationships.

Yuji Itadori

WHAT?! Gojo-sensei and Makima-san?! Is this for real?!

Yuji Itadori

How did this even happen? I have so many questions!

Denji

No way! Makima is... taken?!

Denji

(My dreams... shattered like a dropped ice cream cone...)

Fushiguro Megumi

I fail to see how this is relevant to our training.

Fushiguro Megumi

Can we get back to discussing curse techniques now?

Hayakawa Aki

Great. As if Gojo wasn't insufferable enough already.

Hayakawa Aki

I just hope this doesn't interfere with our missions.

Satoru Gojo

See? I told you they'd take it well!

Satoru Gojo

Now, who wants to hear about our first date?

Makima

Perhaps we should save that for another time, Satoru.

Makima

(Their reactions are... intriguing. This will be useful information.)