The true strongest is... shy?

Uzumaki Naruto

I'm gonna be Hokage, believe it! That makes me the strongest!

Kurosaki Ichigo

Hokage? Please. I've fought gods and demons. Try that on for size.

Son Goku

Hey, don't forget about me! I've battled across universes!

Son Goku

Anyone want to spar after this?

Monkey D. Luffy

Shishishi! You're all funny! But I'm gonna be the Pirate King!

Gotoh Hitori

Um... e-excuse me... Is this where the open mic is?

Uzumaki Naruto

No way! It's the legendary Gotoh Hitori!

Uzumaki Naruto

We're not worthy to be in your presence!

Kurosaki Ichigo

The guitar goddess herself. Our debate seems pretty trivial now.

Gotoh Hitori

W-what? M-me? Strong? I-I just wanted to play some music...

Gotoh Hitori

(Why are these scary-looking guys calling me strong? I just want to disappear!)