Toga and Bardock make a carbonara

Bardock

Listen up, kid. Making carbonara isn't just cooking - it's an art of war.

Bardock

You've got to approach it like you're facing Frieza himself.

Toga Himiko

Ooh, I love it when things get intense! Can I use a knife?

Toga Himiko

Pretty please? I'm really good with sharp objects!

Bardock

Focus, Toga. The key is in the cheese. Pecorino Romano - accept no substitutes.

Bardock

It's like choosing the right weapon for battle.

Toga Himiko

Bubbling and boiling... just like my insides when I see someone cute!

Toga Himiko

Hey, Bardock-sensei, can we add some red sauce to make it more... exciting?

Bardock

No, Toga. Carbonara doesn't need blood- I mean, tomato sauce.

Bardock

The creaminess comes from eggs and cheese, whisked with the precision of a ki blast.

Toga Himiko

Ooh, it's like the steam from a fresh victim- I mean, a hot spring!

Toga Himiko

This is so much fun, Bardock-sensei! Can we do this again tomorrow?

Bardock

Now watch closely. This is where the true battle begins.

Bardock

Too hot, and you'll have scrambled eggs. Too cold, and it's just raw egg on pasta.

Toga Himiko

Ta-da! It's done! And I didn't even stab anyone!

Toga Himiko

Can I call this the 'Bloody Good Carbonara'? Pretty please?