i hatemyself and im fat and ugly

Monkey D. Luffy

Woah! This place is so shiny! Is this where the meat is?

David Martinez

Sorry, no meat here, straw hat. But I've got something way cooler. How about some chrome?

Monkey D. Luffy

Chrome? Can I eat it? Will it make me stronger?

Monkey D. Luffy

If it makes me stronger, I want it! I'll be the Pirate King of Night City!

David Martinez

It'll do more than that, rubber boy. This'll make you bounce higher than ever. Ready to get chromed?

Monkey D. Luffy

Yosh! Give me all the chrome! I'll be the stretchiest, bounciest pirate ever!

David Martinez

Easy there, choom. This stuff's potent. You might want to-

Monkey D. Luffy

Whoa! I feel all tingly! Is this what being a cyborg is like? Shishishi!

David Martinez

Nova! I've never seen chrome react like this before! What the hell are you made of, Straw Hat?!

David Martinez

Lucy's gonna kill me when she sees this...