"Dear Goddess, my name is Linda"

Neptune

Yo, Linda! The Nep's got a story for ya, and it's a real pudding-twister!

Neptune

You thought winning Queen of the Ring was your big break, huh?

Neptune

So there you were, on your knees, praying to the Goddess...

Neptune

"Oh Goddess, I'm Linda, Queen of the Ring! But everyone still thinks I'm a total noob!"

Purple Heart

Underling...

Purple Heart

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Neptune

And then, Linda, the Goddess dropped the ultimate truth bomb!

Neptune

She told you to find the one, the only, the Nep-tacular CPU!

Neptune

But you were all like, "Oh no, not the Ne-"

Neptune

And the Goddess was like, "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

Neptune

And then, Linda, you heard the voices of millions...

Neptune

All chanting in perfect harmony...

Neptune

Jabroni, if ya smeeeeeeell...

Neptune

What the Nep... is cookin'!