KABOB

Eris

Welcome to our divine kebab cookout, ladies! Who's ready for some heavenly skewers?

Mei Mei

Hmm, I hope these kebabs are worth my time. How much would you charge for catering?

Tsunade

Mei Mei, not everything's about money. Though I wouldn't mind if these kebabs could pay off my gambling debts.

Eris

Oh my! I think I may have used too much divine flame... Is it supposed to be this crispy?

Mei Mei

I could summon my crows to fetch us some takeout. For a small fee, of course.

Tsunade

No need for that! Nothing a little sake can't fix. It'll make everything taste better!

Eris

Behold! My 'Critically Charred Celestial Kebabs'! A new delicacy in the making!

Tsunade

Well, they can't be worse than military rations... I think.

Tsunade

Cheers to Eris's first barbecue attempt!