What the hell did I just do?

Chun-Li

Lucoa! I challenge you for Jolyne's affection!

Chun-Li

My Spinning Bird Kick will win her heart!

Lucoa

Oh my, how exciting! A battle of love on a speeding train?

Lucoa

But remember, dear Chun-Li, I was once a goddess of love~

Kujo Jolyne

Yare yare dawa... Can't I just have a peaceful train ride?

Kujo Jolyne

I didn't ask for this bizarre adventure!

Chun-Li

Take this! Spinning Bird Kick of Love!

Lucoa

Ooh, impressive! But can your kicks match my charm?

Lucoa

I've had centuries to perfect my flirting, you know~

Kujo Jolyne

That's enough! I'll use Stone Free to tie you both up if I have to!

Kujo Jolyne

My heart isn't some prize to be won in a ridiculous train fight!

Chun-Li

I... I apologize, Jolyne. You're right. This was foolish of me.

Lucoa

Well, this turned out to be quite the entertaining trip, didn't it?

Lucoa

Perhaps we should all get coffee and chat like civilized interdimensional beings?