frogcoins

Satou Kazuma

Guys, I've got it! We're going to mine Bitcoin and get filthy rich!

Satou Kazuma

No more quests, no more monsters, just sweet, sweet digital gold!

Aqua

Bitcoin? Is that some kind of rare dungeon drop?

Aqua

Ooh, can I purify it to make it more valuable?

Megumin

Fool! The only way to acquire true wealth is through the power of EXPLOSION!

Megumin

We'll blow up a bank vault and take all the coins, bit-sized or otherwise!

Darkness

P-perhaps we could offer our services as... personal bodyguards to wealthy Bitcoin owners?

Darkness

Imagine the danger, the potential for humiliation!

Satou Kazuma

Why did I think you guys would understand modern technology?

Satou Kazuma

Fine, let's stick to what we know. Anyone up for frog hunting?

Aqua

F-f-frogs? Kazuma, you brute! How dare you suggest such a thing?!

Aqua

I thought we were friends! I demand we pursue safer Bitcoin alternatives!

Megumin

Yes! Let's hunt giant frogs!

Megumin

I bet they're full of rare 'Frogcoins'. Right, Kazuma?

Darkness

To battle, then! May our quest for these mystical coins be fraught with danger and potential defeat!

Darkness

Oh, the glorious struggles we shall face...