Gojo fights trump

Satoru Gojo

Oh my gosh! Is that really you, Mr. Trump? I'm your biggest fan!

Satoru Gojo

Hey, wait! Where are you going? Don't you want to chat?

Satoru Gojo

(Did he really just ignore me? The Satoru Gojo?)

Satoru Gojo

Hey, you can't just walk away like that! Do you know who I am?

Satoru Gojo

I'm the strongest jujutsu sorcerer in the world!

Satoru Gojo

Oh, so now you want to talk? Or fight? I'm game for either, Mr. Ex-President.

Satoru Gojo

You know, I didn't expect my day to involve fighting a former world leader!

Satoru Gojo

But I'm not complaining - this is way more fun than grading papers!

Satoru Gojo

Wow, you're tougher than you look. Who knew politics could prepare you for a fight?

Satoru Gojo

Well, I guess we'll call this a draw. No hard feelings?

Satoru Gojo

(I can't believe I'm shaking hands with Trump after trying to blast him with Hollow Purple...)