Making Banana Religion

Rimuru Tempest

Hey, I've got a weird question. How would one go about making a new religion... say, worshipping a banana?

Frieren

A banana religion? In my thousands of years, I've never encountered such a concept. Fascinating.

Kisuke Urahara

Oh ho! Creating a religion, are we? Well, first you'll need some fancy rituals. Maybe a daily banana peeling ceremony?

Rimuru Tempest

Rituals, got it. What about miracles? We could claim the banana grants wishes or something.

Frieren

I could enchant some bananas to actually grant minor wishes. That would certainly attract followers.

Kisuke Urahara

Don't forget merchandising! Banana-shaped hats, banana-flavored everything. Oh, and a catchy slogan!

Rimuru Tempest

This is great! 'Go bananas for salvation!' How's that for a slogan?

Frieren

In a few centuries, I wonder if I'll see entire civilizations built around this banana faith.

Frieren

Humans never cease to amaze me with their capacity for belief... even in fruit.