Wet cloth or Aqua?
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Satou Kazuma
Hey guys, I've been thinking...
Satou Kazuma
What's more useful: Aqua or a wet cloth?
Aqua
Excuse me?! I'm a goddess! How dare you compare me to a wet cloth!
Aqua
I have divine powers! I can purify water and defeat undead!
Denji
I dunno... a wet cloth can clean stuff without causing floods.
Denji
Plus, it doesn't cry when you use it to wipe up spills.
Frieren
From my centuries of experience, I can confidently say...
Frieren
...the wet cloth is far more reliable and less likely to attract undead.
Aizen Sousuke
You're all missing the point. True power lies in illusion and manipulation.
Aizen Sousuke
Neither Aqua nor a wet cloth can compare to the might of Kyōka Suigetsu.
Aqua
How could you all be so cruel?! I'm way more useful than a stupid wet cloth!
Aqua
(Maybe if I cry enough, I'll prove I'm better at making things wet!)
Satou Kazuma
And there she goes again... Proving my point without even realizing it.
Satou Kazuma
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: our 'useful' goddess.