rangiku and uryu having a sass-off

Matsumoto Rangiku

Oh, Ishida-kun! Fancy seeing you here. Come to learn how real Soul Reapers unwind?

Ishida Uryuu

I'd hardly call lounging around 'unwinding.' Some of us prefer productive pursuits, Matsumoto-san.

Matsumoto Rangiku

Productive? Like what? Sewing doilies for your arrows?

Matsumoto Rangiku

I bet you iron your cape every morning, don't you?

Ishida Uryuu

At least I can see past noon without a hangover. How's that paperwork coming along?

Ishida Uryuu

I'm sure Captain Hitsugaya appreciates your... diligence.

Matsumoto Rangiku

How dare you! I'll have you know I'm very dedicated to my work!

Matsumoto Rangiku

It takes real skill to avoid it so consistently.

Ishida Uryuu

Impressive. Is that why you're here instead of at your desk?

Ishida Uryuu

Or did you mistake this for a modeling agency again?

Matsumoto Rangiku

Ha! As if they could afford me. But speaking of modeling...

Matsumoto Rangiku

...want me to teach you how to actually fill out that uniform, string bean?

Ishida Uryuu

I'll pass. Unlike some, I prefer my dignity intact.

Ishida Uryuu

Enjoy your 'productive' afternoon, Matsumoto-san.