Gojo teaches history

Satoru Gojo

Alright, kiddos! Today's lesson: Spanish Conquistadors! They're back and cursed!

Satoru Gojo

Who's ready for some historical butt-kicking?

Yuji Itadori

Um, Gojo-sensei? How exactly did conquistadors become cursed spirits?

Yuji Itadori

And why are they trying to take over the world... again?

Fushiguro Megumi

I'm more concerned about their potential cursed techniques. Historical figures could be formidable opponents.

Fushiguro Megumi

(This could be troublesome. We need to be prepared for anything.)

Nobara Kugisaki

Ha! Cursed conquistadors? Bring it on! I'll nail them back to the history books!

Nobara Kugisaki

Besides, their fashion sense is so 16th century. They need a modern beating!

Satoru Gojo

That's the spirit, Nobara! As for why they're back, well...

Satoru Gojo

Let's just say some curses have a terrible sense of direction. They meant to conquer the afterlife but ended up here instead!

Yuji Itadori

Gojo-sensei, is this really the time for jokes? We've got a potential global crisis!

Yuji Itadori

(Why do I feel like I'm the only adult in this room sometimes?)

Fushiguro Megumi

Enough talk. We should prepare for battle. These conquistadors won't conquer themselves.

Fushiguro Megumi

Itadori, Kugisaki, let's go. We've got a world to save... again.

Satoru Gojo

That's my students! Go show those historical relics why the present is called the present!

Satoru Gojo

It's because it's a gift! Get it? Present? Gift? No? Tough crowd...