Giyuu - sticky situation

Giyu Tomioka

The doctor said... I'm pregnant? How is this even possible?

Shinazugawa Sanemi

Tomioka! I heard the news! What kind of demon magic is this?!

Giyu Tomioka

Sanemi, please. This is already confusing enough without your shouting.

Giyu Tomioka

(How am I going to explain this to the other Hashira?)

Shinazugawa Sanemi

We need to inform the Master immediately! This could be a new demon technique!

Shinazugawa Sanemi

Or worse, what if it's contagious?! What if we all start getting pregnant?!

Giyu Tomioka

Calm down, Sanemi. We'll figure this out. First, we need to-

Shinazugawa Sanemi

Wait! I felt something move! Am I pregnant too?!

Shinazugawa Sanemi

(This can't be happening to me! I'm not ready to be a father!)

Giyu Tomioka

That's your stomach growling, Sanemi. You're not pregnant, you're just hungry.

Giyu Tomioka

Now can we please focus on my impossible situation?