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Natsuki Subaru

Uh, everyone? I think we need to talk about our... situation.

Ram

Oh? Has Barusu finally realized the weight of his actions? How unexpected.

Ram

I was under the impression your brain had stopped functioning long ago.

Roxy Migurdia

Subaru, I must admit, I never foresaw our teacher-student relationship evolving quite like... this.

Rem

Subaru-kun, no matter the circumstances, Rem will always support you!

Rem

(Even if it means sharing you with others...)

Sylphiette

Ru-Rudeus... I mean, Subaru-san... This is all so confusing...

Natsuki Subaru

Wait, wait! This isn't what happened at all! I didn't slay anyone!

Natsuki Subaru

How did we even end up married?! Return by Death, help me out here!

Ram

Typical Barusu, causing chaos and then trying to weasel out of responsibility.

Ram

Next, you'll claim you're from another world or some such nonsense.

Roxy Migurdia

Subaru, I believe it's time for another magic lesson. Specifically, how to undo whatever spell you've cast on all of us.

Roxy Migurdia

And perhaps a lesson on the consequences of meddling with forces beyond your understanding.