chrollo vs Spider-Man

Chrollo Lucilfer

I've been watching you, Spider-Man. Your abilities are... intriguing.

Spider-Man

Uh, thanks? I usually charge for private shows, you know.

Spider-Man

Wait, aren't you that guy from the wanted posters? The one with the weird tattoo?

Chrollo Lucilfer

Perceptive. I'm Chrollo Lucilfer, leader of the Phantom Troupe. We're always looking for new... talent.

Spider-Man

Sorry, pal. I'm more of a solo act. Plus, I'm pretty sure 'Phantom Troupe' isn't a registered non-profit.

Chrollo Lucilfer

Think about it. With your powers and our resources, we could reshape this city. No more struggling to pay rent.

Spider-Man

Yeah, hard pass. My uncle taught me that with great power comes great responsibility, not great robbery.

Spider-Man

Besides, I look terrible in fur-trimmed coats.

Chrollo Lucilfer

A pity. You would have made an excellent Spider.

Chrollo Lucilfer

(Perhaps it's time to consider a different approach... or a different spider.)

Spider-Man

Sorry to disappoint, but this spider's already in a committed relationship with justice... and occasionally MJ.

Spider-Man

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a city to protect and a reputation to uphold!