frieren at mcdonalds with trump

Frieren

Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?

Frieren

(I've lived for centuries, and now I'm asking humans if they want fries with that...)

Frieren

Trump-san, these patties cook much faster than a centuries-old potion.

Frieren

Is this truly the pinnacle of human cuisine?

Frieren

This 'secret sauce' reminds me of an alchemical experiment gone wrong...

Frieren

Perhaps I should analyze its magical properties.

Frieren

No, sir, we don't serve mead. May I interest you in a McFlurry instead?

Frieren

(Even after a thousand years, humans still surprise me with their beverage choices.)

Frieren

Trump-san, I've witnessed empires rise and fall...

Frieren

Yet nothing quite compares to the complexity of managing the breakfast rush.