only in Ohio

Asuna Yuuki

Kirito, are you sure this is where we were supposed to meet our guide?

Kirito

I think so. The map said 'Turn right at the big corn.' But it's all big corn!

Asuna Yuuki

I've never seen corn this size before. Is this some kind of American enhancement?

Kirito

Hey Asuna, I think I found our guide!

Asuna Yuuki

Very funny, Kirito. I thought Ohio was supposed to be the heart of America, not its maze.

Kirito

According to this, we're in the right place. But why does it say 'Welcome to Nebraska'?

Asuna Yuuki

Oh great, we've gone from one corn state to another. Some American adventure this turned out to be.

Kirito

Look on the bright side, Asuna! At least we're getting the full American Midwest experience!