Denji eats the American flag

Denji

I've done it! I'm finally a proud American!

Denji

Hmm... I wonder if this tastes as good as it looks...

Denji

(Maybe this is some kind of American tradition?)

Denji

Whoa! It's... crunchy?

Denji

Tastes like freedom... and polyester.

Denji

Wait, was I not supposed to eat it?

Denji

Uh... anyone know where I can buy another flag? Asking for a friend.