What if... some of the Hashiras voted president?

Kochou Shinobu

Welcome, everyone. Today, we'll be voting for our new president.

Kochou Shinobu

Remember, choose wisely. Our future depends on it.

Agatsuma Zenitsu

Oh no, oh no! What if I get chosen? I can't handle that kind of pressure!

Agatsuma Zenitsu

Maybe if I fall asleep, my other self will be a great leader...

Kamado Tanjirou

I nominate Nezuko! She may not speak much, but her actions show true leadership!

Kanzaki Aoi

Tanjirou, I appreciate your love for your sister, but maybe we need someone who can... communicate more effectively?

Mitsuri Kanroji

Ooh! Ooh! I nominate Shinobu-san! She's smart, strong, and always smiling!

Kochou Shinobu

My, I'm flattered, Mitsuri-san. But perhaps we should consider all options carefully.

Kochou Shinobu

(If I become president, I could implement my plan to poison all demons more effectively...)

Kamado Nezuko

(Mmph? President? Can I just nap in my box instead?)

Kamado Tanjirou

Everyone, let's vote with our hearts. The best leader will be one who cares for all, human and demon alike!

Kamado Tanjirou

Wait, why is Zenitsu asleep? And why is he standing for election?