What if....

Kochou Shinobu

Welcome to Subway! What can I get started for you today?

Kochou Shinobu

(If only these vegetables were as potent as my poisons...)

Kamado Nezuko

Mmph! Mmph mmph!

Kochou Shinobu

I'm sorry, could you repeat that? Maybe remove your... unique fashion accessory?

Agatsuma Zenitsu

Nezuko-chan! You can't eat here! What if they put garlic on your sandwich?!

Kamado Tanjirou

I'm so sorry for the commotion. Could we get two footlongs please? One veggie delight and one chicken teriyaki.

Kochou Shinobu

Of course! Would you like any special sauce on those?

Kochou Shinobu

(I wonder if they'd notice if I slipped in some of my special demon-repelling herb blend...)

Mitsuri Kanroji

Oh my! Everything looks so delicious! Can I have one of each sandwich on the menu, please?

Kochou Shinobu

All of them? Well... I suppose that's one way to slay your hunger.

Kochou Shinobu

This might take a while, everyone. Please be patient.