Konosuba S2 fic 1

Satou Kazuma

Great. Just great. This is exactly how I wanted to spend my time in a fantasy world.

Satou Kazuma

I save the town from a giant mecha-fortress, and this is the thanks I get?

Satou Kazuma

Maybe I should've let it crush everything. At least then I'd have a comfier place to sleep.

Satou Kazuma

I bet Aqua's celebrating right now, happy to be rid of me.

Satou Kazuma

(Why did I ever think bringing that useless goddess along was a good idea?)

Satou Kazuma

You know, maybe prison life won't be so bad...

Satou Kazuma

No quests, no monsters, no Aqua causing trouble... Just peace and quiet.

Satou Kazuma

Wait a minute! If I'm in here, who's going to keep Megumin from blowing up the town?!

Satou Kazuma

Hey! Guard! I need to get out of here! The fate of the entire town is at stake!

Satou Kazuma

(And my sanity if I have to stay here any longer...)