Celestia ludenberg works at an orphanage

Celestia Ludenberg

Greetings, little ones. I shall be your caretaker for today.

Celestia Ludenberg

I do hope you're prepared for a most... enlightening experience.

Celestia Ludenberg

Now then, who would like to learn the art of poker?

Celestia Ludenberg

I assure you, it's a far more valuable life skill than finger painting.

Celestia Ludenberg

My, what dreadfully common playthings.

Celestia Ludenberg

Perhaps we should discuss interior decorating instead? I have some marvelous ideas for a Gothic castle theme.

Celestia Ludenberg

You know, children, life is but a gamble.

Celestia Ludenberg

And I intend to teach you how to always hold the winning hand.

Celestia Ludenberg

Lesson one: Cultivate an air of mystery and elegance.

Celestia Ludenberg

After all, the world is a stage, and we are but players in an grand game of deception.

Celestia Ludenberg

What's that? Snack time already?

Celestia Ludenberg

I... I'm not quite sure I remember how to prepare children's snacks...