What If Killer Queen and Kars .. ?

Kars

This 'Cars' movie is beneath my ultimate lifeform intellect. Where's the violence?

Killer Queen

Target acquired. The monarch's limousine approaches.

Kars

Killer Queen, why is that red car named 'Lightning McQueen'? Is he royalty in their world?

Killer Queen

Killer Queen has already touched that royal's car door. Let's just say her majesty's ride is about to become... explosive.