SAO USA trip

Asuna Yuuki

Kirito, are you sure this is how Americans dress every day?

Kirito

Of course! We've got to blend in. Now, let's take this 'freedom machine' for a spin!

Asuna Yuuki

This thing is massive! How do Americans park these monsters?

Kirito

Asuna! I found the perfect American multi-tasking: eating burgers while shooting guns!

Asuna Yuuki

Huh, this isn't so different from Sword Art Online. Except... louder.

Kirito

I think I've discovered my true calling: competitive eating!

Asuna Yuuki

Kirito, why does this map show distances in 'football fields' instead of miles?

Kirito

Well, Asuna, I think we've truly mastered the American way of life. What's next? Running for president?