Fanfiction's Early and Wild Times Part 2

Duo Maxwell

So explain this 1x2 fanfiction. Is it some kind of secret code?

Relena Peacecraft

It comes from your names. 1 is you, Heero, and 2 is you, Duo.

Relena Peacecraft

I could tell you who the rest are. But those rabid fujoshi shippers won't give me a break.

Duo Maxwell

Whoa, whoa! You mean people are writing stories about me and Heero... together?

Duo Maxwell

I mean, he's my buddy and all, but... wow.

Heero Yuy

You'd say my catchphrase if you saw how those shippers treat you, Relena.

Relena Peacecraft

What do you mean, Heero? How would I be different?

Heero Yuy

If you were different, you'd want to eliminate the competition.

Heero Yuy

But that's not who you are, Relena.

Duo Maxwell

Well, well! Looks like our perfect soldier has a soft spot after all!

Duo Maxwell

Maybe those 1x2 shippers are onto something, eh Heero?

Heero Yuy

Duo...

Heero Yuy

(I'll let him live... for now.)