Dazai is weird
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Dazai Osamu
Ah, what a beautiful day to contemplate the sweet embrace of death!
Dazai Osamu
I wonder if any lovely ladies would like to join me for a romantic double suicide?
Dazai Osamu
Oh my! Is that a new suicide hotline billboard? How thoughtful!
Dazai Osamu
(I should call and offer my expertise. I'm practically a connoisseur of failed attempts!)
Dazai Osamu
Another book on staying alive? How dreadfully dull.
Dazai Osamu
I think I'll rewrite it as '101 Creative Ways to Exit Life's Stage'. Bestseller material, don't you think?
Dazai Osamu
Imagine the poetry of it all - solving cases by day, attempting suicide by night!
Dazai Osamu
I'm like a superhero, but instead of a cape, I wear bandages!
Dazai Osamu
You know, being this strange is exhausting. Maybe I should take a break...
Dazai Osamu
...by trying to drown myself in the office water cooler! How refreshing!