What If Zhongli and Tartaglia and Xiao .. ?

Zhongli

Ahem... Tartaglia, perhaps we should be more... discreet in our activities.

Tartaglia

Oh come on, where's the fun in that? I thought you enjoyed our little... sparring sessions.

Xiao

By the Archons... I've faced countless demons, but this... this is truly haunting.

Zhongli

I believe we have an unexpected guest. Xiao, you may enter if you wish to discuss something.