Konosuba fic 16.3

Satou Kazuma

Megumin, about last night... I was totally under the Succubus's spell, you know?

Satou Kazuma

It's not like I wanted to do anything with a girl like you...

Megumin

Oh really? That's quite convenient, Kazuma. Are you sure you're not just making excuses?

Satou Kazuma

Actually, you know what? This is all your fault!

Satou Kazuma

If you hadn't barged into my room, none of this would have happened!

Megumin

W-what? How is this suddenly my fault?!

Megumin

You're the one who was... was... doing weird things!

Aqua

Ooh, are we talking about Kazuma's failed attempt at ecchi stuff? How pathetic!

Satou Kazuma

Shut up, you useless goddess! Nobody asked for your opinion!

Luna

Attention all adventurers! We have an emergency situation!

Megumin

Emergency? Is it time for my Explosion magic to shine?

Megumin

Whatever the threat, my ultimate spell will obliterate it!