Konosuba fic 16.2

Aqua

Intruder alert! Everyone, wake up!

Aqua

I sense an evil presence in the mansion!

Satou Kazuma

What's with all the commotion? Can't a guy get some beauty sleep around here?

Satou Kazuma

(Please don't let it be another of Aqua's false alarms...)

Satou Kazuma

Wait, you're the Succubus from the dream service! How did you-

Satou Kazuma

Oh crap, this isn't a dream, is it?!

Megumin

Stand back, Kazuma! That demon must have charmed you!

Megumin

Time for some midnight explosion magic!

Satou Kazuma

Wait, wait! It's all a misunderstanding! She's just... uh... a new maid!

Satou Kazuma

(Come on, brain! Think of a better excuse!)

Aizen Sousuke

My, my... What an interesting turn of events.

Aizen Sousuke

Kazuma-kun, did you really think you could deceive us all?

Aqua

You NEET! How dare you consort with demons!

Aqua

Prepare for divine punishment!

Satou Kazuma

Wait! I can explain! It's not what it looks like!

Satou Kazuma

(Why does this always happen to me?! I should've stayed in Japan!)