Konosuba fic 16.1

Satou Kazuma

Mmm... what's that noise?

Megumin

Eep! K-Kazuma?!

Satou Kazuma

Ah, my dream girl! Come, wash my back!

Satou Kazuma

(This has to be a dream, right? Might as well enjoy it!)

Megumin

W-what are you talking about? This isn't some weird fantasy!

Megumin

(Why does this feel so real? And why am I considering it?!)

Satou Kazuma

Come on, don't be shy. It's just a dream, after all!

Megumin

Kazuma, I think you're misunderstanding something...

Satou Kazuma

Wait a minute... This feels too real to be a dream!

Megumin

Finally! I'm leaving before this gets any weirder.