Konosuba fic 16

Satou Kazuma

Hey, what are you guys doing skulking around here?

Hitohito Tadano

K-Kazuma-san! We're just... uh...

Hitohito Tadano

Trying to work up the courage to enter that cafe.

Ichikawa Kyoutarou

It's supposed to be for male adventurers only. Run by... you know.

Ichikawa Kyoutarou

(Why am I even considering this? What would Anna think?)

Satou Kazuma

Leave it to this veteran adventurer! Follow my lead, boys.

Elizabeth Bathory - Brave

Welcome, brave heroes! I am Elizabeth, your guide to dreams beyond imagination!

Satou Kazuma

So, we just fill out this form and you'll send a succubus to grant any... experience we want?

Satou Kazuma

And it can be with someone we know?

Elizabeth Bathory - Brave

Precisely! Just a small exchange of vitality for the dream of your choice. But remember, heroes, chivalry even in dreams!

Satou Kazuma

Perfect! I'll take one beautiful, inexperienced older woman, please!

Satou Kazuma

(This is gonna be the best sleep ever!)