Konosuba fic 15.5

Megumin

Prepare yourself, Aizen! My next move will be as explosive as my magic!

Megumin

You may be a master strategist, but can you handle my unpredictable tactics?

Aizen Sousuke

How amusing. Your enthusiasm is admirable, but strategy requires more than mere explosions.

Aizen Sousuke

Checkmate. Perhaps in a few centuries, you'll pose a challenge.

Aqua

Kazuma! As a goddess, I demand the most comfortable seat by the fire!

Aqua

It's cold, and my divine bottom deserves the best spot!

Satou Kazuma

Fine, take the seat. It's not like your brain will get any warmer anyway.

Satou Kazuma

(Sometimes I wonder if she's really a goddess or just really good at being useless.)

Aqua

Ah, this is perfect! Don't you agree, Kazuma?

Aqua

Being a goddess is hard work, you know!

Satou Kazuma

Yes, Aqua. You're truly the hardest working goddess I know.

Satou Kazuma

(Maybe I should ask Aizen if he has any plans for world domination that need an incredibly useless goddess...)