konosuba soccer fic

Aizen Sousuke

Welcome to Blue Lock, where only the strongest survive.

Aizen Sousuke

Let's see how you fare in my little game.

Satou Kazuma

Wait, how did we end up in a soccer anime?

Satou Kazuma

This is way more effort than I signed up for...

Aqua

Fear not, Kazuma! With my divine water powers, we'll flood the competition!

Aqua

Wait... we can't use magic? What kind of game is this?!

Megumin

Behold! I shall unleash my Explosion Shot and obliterate the goal!

Megumin

...You mean I can't blow up the ball? How boring.

Ruby Hoshino

This is just like performing on stage, right? I'll give it my all!

Ruby Hoshino

Maybe we can add a dance routine to our plays?

Aizen Sousuke

Interesting. Your chaos might just be the ingredient I need for my master plan.

Aizen Sousuke

Now, let the games begin. Try not to disappoint me... too much.