Konosuba fic 14

Satou Kazuma

Alright, time to learn some real magic and turn our luck around!

Satou Kazuma

Wiz! I've come to learn the ways of the Lich!

Wiz

Oh my! Kazuma-san, are you sure? Lich magic can be quite... intense.

Wiz

I wouldn't want you to accidentally, um, expire...

Aqua

Hold it right there, you walking corpse! No corrupting Kazuma!

Aqua

Besides, my divine powers are way cooler than any Lich tricks!

Satou Kazuma

Aqua, please don't purify our only hope for financial stability...

Satou Kazuma

(Why did I bring her along? Oh right, she wouldn't stop whining about being cold...)

Wiz

Now, Kazuma-san, watch closely. This is Drain Touch, a basic Lich skill.

Aqua

Eeeek! Keep that creepy death magic away from me!

Aqua

Kazuma, save me! I'm too beautiful to become a zombie!

Satou Kazuma

I... I did it! I can feel the power!

Satou Kazuma

(Take that, you useless goddess! Who's the magical prodigy now?)

Wiz

Oh my... I feel a bit... faint...

Wiz

Kazuma-san, perhaps we should... discuss that haunted mansion job now...