Konosuba fic 9

Usopp

W-where are we? This doesn't look like the Thousand Sunny...

Usopp

Don't tell me we've been teleported to another world!

Light Yagami

Interesting. This appears to be some kind of fantasy setting.

Light Yagami

(If this is real, I need to quickly assess the situation and gain an advantage.)

Dio Brando

WRYYYYY! What an unexpected turn of events! A new world to conquer!

Dio Brando

You there! Peasants! Bow before Dio!

Usopp

G-guys, maybe we should try to blend in? That blonde guy is scaring the locals!

Usopp

(Why do I always end up in these situations? I wish Luffy were here...)

Light Yagami

This flamboyant display is drawing too much attention. We need information, not chaos.

Light Yagami

(If only I had my Death Note... I could eliminate these nuisances and take control.)

Dio Brando

Now then, which of you will be the first to serve Dio in this new realm?

Aizen Sousuke

Gentlemen, I believe we have much to discuss about our... unique situation.

Aizen Sousuke

Perhaps we could come to an arrangement that benefits us all?

Usopp

Great, another scary guy! Can this day get any worse?

Usopp

(I've got a bad feeling about this... The 'Usopp can't-join-villains disease' is acting up!)