if Douma was a Hashira

Douma

Welcome, my dear fellow Hashira! Let's discuss our plans to protect humanity, shall we?

Kochou Shinobu

Douma-san, your enthusiasm is... unsettling. Are you sure you're not planning to eat us?

Douma

Oh, Shinobu-chan! Your jokes are as delightful as ever. I'd never dream of such a thing!

Douma

Besides, I've found that protecting humans is far more fulfilling than devouring them.

Kamado Tanjirou

Sorry we're late! Nezuko got distracted by a butterfly.

Kamado Nezuko

Mmph! (Sorry!)

Tsuyuri Kanao

Nezuko-chan, your teeth look extra pointy today. Have you been gnawing on Tanjirou's sword again?

Kochou Kanae

Now, now, let's not tease her. Nezuko-chan, would you like some nice, crunchy bamboo instead?

Douma

Wonderful! Now that we're all here, let's start our meeting on how to make the world a happier, demon-free place!

Douma

And maybe afterwards, we can all go for ice cream. My treat!