Hu Tao's birthday surprise!!

Hu Tao

Shh, everyone! He's coming!

Hu Tao

This surprise party will be to die for!

Zhongli - Archon

Hu Tao? Why are the lights off? Is there a power outage?

Hu Tao

Surprise! Happy birthday, Zhongli!

Hu Tao

I hope this party doesn't put you six feet under... with joy!

Zhongli - Archon

Ah, I see. This is most unexpected and... thoughtful.

Zhongli - Archon

Though I must remind you, I don't actually have a birthday...

Hu Tao

Nonsense! Everyone deserves a birthday, even ancient geo archons!

Hu Tao

I got you a 'rock' cake. Get it? Because you're the Geo Archon!

Zhongli - Archon

I appreciate the geological pun. The attention to mineral detail is impressive.

Zhongli - Archon

Though I hope it tastes better than actual rocks.

Hu Tao

Time to dig in! Don't worry, I didn't use any suspicious ingredients from the parlor.

Hu Tao

...Probably.

Zhongli - Archon

Your efforts are truly appreciated, Hu Tao. This gesture... it warms even my ancient heart.

Zhongli - Archon

Though perhaps next time, we could celebrate with a nice cup of tea instead?