merica

Ram

I, Ram, will make this nation as efficient as my cleaning schedule.

Rem

Rem promises to serve the people with the same dedication I serve tea!

Ram

My esteemed opponent couldn't manage a household budget, let alone the national debt.

Rem

Unlike my sister, I have a plan that doesn't involve napping through crises.

Ram

At least I can stay awake without the aid of questionable energy potions, Rem.

Rem

Vote for Rem! I'll cuddle this nation's problems away!

Ram

A vote for Ram is a vote for brutal honesty and impeccably clean White House floors!

Rem

Together, we'll make America as sweet as Subaru-kun's smile!