furina the pole dance instructor
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Furina
Welcome to Fontaine's newest attraction, Skirk! Prepare to be dazzled!
Skirk
This is... unexpected. How does this relate to combat training?
Furina
Oh, it's all about agility and core strength! Watch and learn!
Skirk
I see. And this will improve my teaching methods how exactly?
Furina
It's all about... balance and... coordination!
Skirk
Archon of Hydro, master of justice, and now... pole dancing instructor?
Furina
See? It's not so difficult! Your turn, Skirk!
Skirk
I suppose this is less absurd than some Abyss rituals I've seen...