Yae Miko's burger

Yae Miko

I'll have one Eternity Burger, please. Extra pickles of unchanging flavor.

Raiden Shogun

Your order for eternal sustenance has been acknowledged. Will that be for here or the astral plane?

Yae Miko

My, my, Ei. I didn't know 'serving the people' meant this literally.

Yae Miko

Does this mean you've finally learned the value of temporary things?

Raiden Shogun

These mortal sustenance rituals are... intriguing. Perhaps there is wisdom in the fleeting nature of fast food.

Yae Miko

Wait, did you actually cook this yourself? I'm not sure whether to be impressed or terrified.

Raiden Shogun

Fear not. I have mastered the art of burger assembly with the precision of a thousand years of martial training.

Raiden Shogun

This burger shall be a testament to the eternity of flavor.

Yae Miko

I must admit, this is... surprisingly good. Who knew the path to eternity led through fast food?

Raiden Shogun

Perhaps... change isn't always to be feared. Even in burgers, there can be consistency amidst variation.

Raiden Shogun

Now, shall I interest you in our limited-time Thunder McNuggets?